11/17/2017 eight:30 AM PST
Look, up in the sky! That’s undoubtedly not a hen or a aircraft … it is a big freakin’ #penis.
That’s proper, the U.S. Navy is taking trip of, y’know … defending the nation, to situation an apology for one critically cocky #pilot. The big dong popped up Thursday in the sky over Washington State.
The Maverick-wannabe who pulled the stunt hails from the Whidbey Island naval station … which prompted his superiors to say, “We find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”
Get that? IF there was “training value” in it, we might be seeing twigs and berries throughout the sky.
The most monumental factor to occur in omak. A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj
— Anahi Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017